I'd like to take this opportunity to say:

If I am ever in anything akin to a "persistent vegetative state," pull the proverbial plug already and keep the Republicans and "pro-life" nut-jobs the hell away from me.

Well, you don't really have to...

All movie reviews should end like this:
"Here is what moviegoers at AMC’s Dutch Square Theater had to say about the film: ...'I liked the parts with Adrien Brody's shirt off. I also like that you have to think about it.'"