Threat Level Fromage

While "voracious jumbo squid" were (once again) busy invading our shores in the background, it's finally happened: The terrorists have infiltrated our firm cheeses.

TSA seizure: Milwaukee, June 4. A U.S. person's carry-on baggage contained wire coil wrapped around a possible initiator, an electrical switch, batteries, three tubes and two blocks of cheese. The bulletin said block cheese has a consistency similar to some explosives.

Welcome to the global war on Gruyere, kids.

What next, suicide Roquefort?

Osama bin Leyden?

Brie-had?

Someone, call Monterey Jack Bauer so we can Waterford one of these Munsters and get to the bottom of this...