Fowl affairs

This holiday, we all have something, however simple, to be thankful for. Katie Couric has her Dunkin Munchkins, Barney and Miss Beazley have their festive Hawaiian leis and, after being blessed with the annual presidential turkey pardon (at least until they meet their premature ends in sugar-coated squalor and wind up forgotten footnotes in some PETA press release), Flyer and Fryer have their lives, such as they are . At the very least, you're not this guy.

Take a moment to reflect on whatever you have that keeps you going in this creepy world, even if it tends to come in bottles or on hangers. Or hell, just enjoy this awesome picture in which it totally looks like President Bush is strangling a turkey:

"Who you callin' a lame duck, turkey? Heh."

Happy Thanksgiving!