Consider this your linguistic "cease and desist"

To all you losers with your idiotic online acronyms, needless misspellings and made-up words, now you've gone and made it personal: I would appreciate it if you would all remove the phrase "OH NOES!" from your catalogues of insipid and grammatically suspect expressions of virtual incredulity. As if I didn't already have enough trouble convincing people my last name isn't pronounced like "no" or "know." You all suck.