Great, now I'm going to have nightmares

Well, that's the last time I open a usually stylish store e-mail without reading the subject line.

But 'tis for the best, because this is long overdue: Anyone who voluntarily assaults themselves and everyone else with these aesthetic abominations deserves every misfortune that ever befalls them in life, multiplied tenfold. Anti-libertarian though it may be, rubber garden clogs have no business existing in a free society. I don't care how "comfortable" they are, they make you walk like a lummox and look like you're out on a day pass from the group home, especially if you're a grown man or woman. If you're reading this and you own a pair, you're a horrible person, you sicken me and I hope you're thoroughly ashamed of yourself.