Fun with presidential photo captions, whee!

Miss Beazley, first lady Laura Bush's Scottish Terrier, hightails in abject terror Monday from President Bush, arriving on the South Lawn of the White House with his poetically elongated shadow of abysmal approval ratings, representing a veritable sinkhole of political capital that threatens to swallow whole any living being unfortunate enough to cross paths with its dark malevolence. (Photo: AP, Charles Dharapak)