Oh I'll disrupt YOUR filming

Not only is the fact that Adrien Brody is playing a matador in his next film pretty much the hottest thing ever, now said film is pissing off PETA to boot:

Penelope Cruz and Adrien Brody's new bullfighting film has incurred the wrath of animal rights activists, who are furious after hearing reports about potential on-set animal slaughter. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) h[as] instructed supporters to disrupt filming on the set of "Manolete" unless movie-makers agree to use computer technology instead of harming real bulls.

I'm so very sure they're going to kill animals on camera, as PETA is such a reputable source that never, ever spreads self-serving hyperbole. Besides, its kind should love this movie–the story ends with a bull fatally goring the hot man. Don't they find that sort of thing downright uplifting?

But seriously, though I don't give a crap about the bulls, if they need someone to help protect the innocent wittle aminals by taking the leading man down with a poison dart and "detaining" him for a while, I might be able to pretend to care. I'll even furnish my own supplies.

And because what's a post about Mr. Brody without visual accompaniment, enjoy this shot from Men's Health magazine in which his freakishly sculpted abs are, according to reports, being accused of helping turn young men to bulimia. Oh, my fandom is fabulous.