Now there's a campaign promise

Next door in the fine state of Minnesota, "Vampire (hopefully no relation to my family, but it wouldn't be terribly shocking) seeks governor's job":

Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

Oh, to cover that campaign. So now Minnesota’s got a vampire running for governor, Michigan’s got Ted Nugent… I think I’m in the wrong state.