Not his beautiful face!

ABC News anchor (and, when he's not overly made up like a psychotic Ken doll, smoking hot son of a bitch) Bob Woodruff and ABC cameraman Doug Vogt were seriously injured in Iraq earlier today when their vehicle was hit by an explosive device, and are now in stable condition en route to Germany.

Best virtual wishes for comprehensive and speedy recoveries!

And please, Bob, for the love of all that's good and decent, don't leave us with just Elizabeth Vargas on "World News Tonight" for too long. She's a creepy, phony wench who belongs on local news. But we can put up with her when we've also got you to look at.