Funny you should ask, young patriot...

Asked by a 7-year-old in the audience at the Louisville Convention Center how people could help in the war on terrorism, Bush replied, "One way people can help as we're coming down the pike in the 2006 elections is remember the effect that rhetoric can have on our troops in harm's way and the effect that rhetoric can have in emboldening or weakening an enemy."

All right, Dubya - if you're going to script your questions, fine. It's expected at this point. But can you at least use idiot adults to parrot them to you instead of clueless third-graders?

And besides, forget this a-vote-for-Democrats-is-a-vote-for-terrorists and questioning-the-commander-in-chief-equals-killing-one-of-our- boys spiel. Everyone knows the best way ordinary citizens can help win the "war on terrorism," if they're not going to vote Republican or shut up, is by killing themselves before a terrorist can. Oh, those crazy kids with their questions...