Web wrongness roundup

As if moviegoers weren't annoying enough, now we've got religious nutjobs with flashlights playing President Bush and taking down divine dictation. Check out the 'March of the Penguins' Leadership Workshop. Now, I realize He's a deity and all, but it really is awfully rude of God to be talking during a movie.

And forget Atkins and South Beach for buring off that movie theatre popcorn- sweat to the scriptures! Just set aside the fact that by definition an infinitely perfect God wouldn't need to eat, and meet the Maker's Diet. Good god.

And finally, please allow me to play Joan Rivers for a moment and ask Bush's "personal lawyer" and Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers what in the unholy hell she was thinking posing for photographers dressed like some kind of creepy old deranged anime school girl. I did NOT need to see this with my morning news, and it certainly does not persuade me that this woman should be given a seat on the highest court bench in the land. Seriously, if beloved children's book character Madeline grew up into a bitter, dowdy middle-aged woman, this is what she would look like.