Dubyaspeak

disaster area = "opportunity zone"

no-bid contracts for Halliburton = "incentives for companies to create jobs"

I'm making a sanctimonious attempt to lift my sagging approval ratings by talkin' purdy and pulling cash out of the air = "I as president am responsible for the problem, and for the solution"

And what's with ABC News interviewing a bunch of Bush-cheerleading evacuee viewers who had absolutely nothing of substance to say immediately following the speech? Peter Jennings would never have let that shit fly.